boosting my self esteem

I like how she throws a few "such as" into the mix.
It makes her sound so much more intellectual!

sab x

Quote of the day*

"She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad.
Man, this ain't my dad.
This is a cell phone."

Made me think of my mum.
It's the kind of thing she'd say.

Not really much one can say about it.
Except lol.

sab x



*may or may not be a recurrent feature.

Ok, it's late

I should be in bed.
And I have no life.

But.
I was trawling YouTube and I found this.
I laughed 'til I cried.
And coughed up a lung.

Enjoy!

It is of course fake.
But hilarious nevertheless.

Sleep tight The Internet

sab x

Right at this moment...

...I have 9 tabs open on my browser,
listening to Billie Holiday
and reading texts from last night.

Just thought you should know that The Internet.

sab x

Orange and watermelon juice

Sounds like a good idea right?
Wrong!

Saw it in the shops and thought: yummy!
I like oranges.
I like watermelon.
I'm a bit of juice fiend.
(especially the mixed fruit kind)
So I bought it...

Had a taste then threw the carton in the bin.
Actually put it back in the fridge 'cause I hate wastage,
then I realised it will taste just as vile tomorrow so will just
stay in there 'til it goes off and then I'll throw it away.
So I threw it away.

Disappointment of the day.

sab x

the dangers of multitasking

As usual, this evening, my telly was on mute while
I was surfing the web and listening to music
I just looked up to see some sort of operation,
in glorious detail, on the screen.
I really need to stop doing this.
Not only is it bad for the environment, but also my mental health.
I now need to lie down for a while until this nausea passes.

:(######
(yes, that's a vomiting smilie)

sab x

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Hanging in bed watching My So Called Life
is a very productive way to spend a Saturday I've decided.

Boat race with sis later on.
But for now, Jordan Catalano calls...

sab x