Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Quote of the day*

"She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad.
Man, this ain't my dad.
This is a cell phone."

Made me think of my mum.
It's the kind of thing she'd say.

Not really much one can say about it.
Except lol.

sab x



*may or may not be a recurrent feature.

Ok, it's late

I should be in bed.
And I have no life.

But.
I was trawling YouTube and I found this.
I laughed 'til I cried.
And coughed up a lung.

Enjoy!




It is of course fake.
But hilarious nevertheless.

Sleep tight The Internet

sab x

Monday, 12 April 2010

Right at this moment...

...I have 9 tabs open on my browser,
listening to Billie Holiday
and reading texts from last night.

Just thought you should know that The Internet.

sab x

Orange and watermelon juice

Sounds like a good idea right?
Wrong!

Saw it in the shops and thought: yummy!
I like oranges.
I like watermelon.
I'm a bit of juice fiend.
(especially the mixed fruit kind)
So I bought it...

Had a taste then threw the carton in the bin.
Actually put it back in the fridge 'cause I hate wastage,
then I realised it will taste just as vile tomorrow so will just
stay in there 'til it goes off and then I'll throw it away.
So I threw it away.

Disappointment of the day.

sab x

Sunday, 11 April 2010

the dangers of multitasking

As usual, this evening, my telly was on mute while
I was surfing the web and listening to music
I just looked up to see some sort of operation,
in glorious detail, on the screen.
I really need to stop doing this.
Not only is it bad for the environment, but also my mental health.
I now need to lie down for a while until this nausea passes.

:(######
(yes, that's a vomiting smilie)

sab x

Saturday, 3 April 2010

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Hanging in bed watching My So Called Life
is a very productive way to spend a Saturday I've decided.

Boat race with sis later on.
But for now, Jordan Catalano calls...

sab x

Sunday, 28 March 2010

gaga for, well, Gaga...

It's no secret that I'm not a big fan of Lady Gaga.
I like some of her songs and she's kind of fun.
She annoys me though and I can't really put my finger on why...
It has to do with her trying so hard to be "cool" and "different".
I can't bear pretension and pretentious people.
In my humble opinion, the uncoolest thing in the world is trying to be cool.

However, having finally caved in, I bought the latest Q magazine.*
The Gaga is on the cover and there's also a story/interview in the mag.
And after reading it I actually find myself respecting
(and dare I say admiring) her.
I found myself looking at her from a different perspective.

From the article:
"She's the world's only female pop icon
who deliberately presents herself as
significantly less attractive than she really is..."
And on the subject of her record label saying
"we need something beautiful",
when she proposed a shot of "a black haired Gaga crying blood"
as the artwork for The Fame Monster, she had this to say:
"... the last thing any young person needs is another
photograph of a woman rubbing her glistening tits,
enjoying life, because that's not how we fucking feel"
Word!

So, I'm reevaluating my opinion of her.
And left feeling very confused by Q mag.
I mean the reason I didn't want to buy it in the first place
was to do with them (however indirectly) sexually objectifying women.**
All this is very confusing.

That's really all I wanted to say!
Now I'm off to buy shoes.
With the weight of "Sabina's shoe fund" heavily on my shoulders.

Live long and prosper.
Sab x



*Long story which I started writing about when I was ill
but temporarily gave up on due to the fact that
I was unable to write coherent sentences or indeed make any sense.
I'm trying to finish it but finding it difficult picking up a train
of thought born in the throes of fever...

** See above ^