Friday 11 December 2009

Tally

Today I have hed the following accidents:

Fallen up the stairs carrying a hoover - 1
(happens on a weekly basis)
Been whacked in the face with an hourglass - 1
Been hit in the mouth by a shoulder - 1
Taken a wrong step and twisted my ankle - about 20
(I'd say it was about 50/50 between both ankles)

I also atone pint looked up from hoovering, saw my own reflection
in the french doors and screamed.
Not because I looked so hideous but because, for a second,
I thought someone was standing in the garden watching me...

sab x

1 comment:

Maskrosmorsan said...

Stackars olycksfågel! Och visst skäms man lite när man skrämmer sig själv?